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Sometimes people mistake me as a vagrant | Seamus O'Sparks

Sometimes people mistake me as a vagrant

By Seamus O'Sparks on July 28, 2011 — 1 min read

Sometimes people mistake me as a vagrant. Sometimes people tell me I look like Jesus. I have to tell these people that I am too ignoble to be a vagrant and too prurient to be Jesus. My thoughts are like the Penthouse Forums with Proteus Syndrome. That’s no way for a Messiah to fill his mind. I can’t save money let alone mankind from sin. Once I took the Taco Torture challenge and won. Maybe I’m Rasputin?

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The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.