Sometimes people mistake me as a vagrant. Sometimes people tell me I look like Jesus. I have to tell these people that I am too ignoble to be a vagrant and too prurient to be Jesus. My thoughts are like the Penthouse Forums with Proteus Syndrome. That’s no way for a Messiah to fill his mind. I can’t save money let alone mankind from sin. Once I took the Taco Torture challenge and won. Maybe I’m Rasputin?
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