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Rod Stewart’s at it again | Seamus O'Sparks

Rod Stewart’s at it again

By Seamus O'Sparks on July 26, 2011 — 1 min read

Rod Stewart’s at it again. He came over last night and his arse was filled with napalm. He told me that transcendental poetry was a bunch of hooey. I asked him what he thought of Walt Whitman. He said “Whitman couldn’t find kicks in a football(English) match!” I told him that Oscar Wilde kissed Whitman. He came at me with a can of Lysol. Then we kissed. I then wept. Then we prank called Don Henley.

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The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.