Last night I got lost and I went to this house to see if I could use the phone. The house belonged to a mad European scientist. He drugged me and when I awoke he had attached me to two other girls in a most vile manner. He wanted to create a human pretzel. We all screamed and wept and he shouted Nazi slogans at us. It was, perhaps, the single greatest night of my life!
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