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It’s Tuesday | Seamus O'Sparks

It’s Tuesday

By Seamus O'Sparks on July 19, 2011 — 1 min read

It’s Tuesday. This reminds me of the time I was on a plane that crashed in the Andes and I had to resort to cannibalism. Only, the plane didn’t crash and it wasn’t the Andes. Man, that was an awkward moment in my life. And that Chicago song, “Wishing You Were Here” was playing in the cabin. Now everytime I hear that song I am reminded of the taste of human flesh.

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The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.