I was attacked by Hobbits. They said they were Hobbits. It happened last night, downtown, around 9.6 of the little buggers came at me,wearing wee little fez caps, waving their wee little arms and gnashing their wee little teeth. Luckily I was able to fend them off with a riding crop and a can of bug spray. Then they spat and cursed me and climbed back in their wee little go-carts. They were either Hobbits or Shriners.
I was attacked by Hobbits
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