I was attacked by Hobbits

By Seamus O'Sparks on July 14, 2011 — 1 min read

I was attacked by Hobbits. They said they were Hobbits. It happened last night, downtown, around 9.6 of the little buggers came at me,wearing wee little fez caps, waving their wee little arms and gnashing their wee little teeth. Luckily I was able to fend them off with a riding crop and a can of bug spray. Then they spat and cursed me and climbed back in their wee little go-carts. They were either Hobbits or Shriners.

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The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.