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Who wants to beat this heat? | Seamus O'Sparks

Who wants to beat this heat?

By Seamus O'Sparks on July 12, 2011 — 1 min read

Who wants to beat this heat?
Let’s do something neat.
Let’s go to Hippie Hollow, that would be a treat.
We can run around al fresco on our naked little feet.
That would be a treat.
We could meet and greet with the nudist elite
and make some wise cracks then beat a hasty retreat.
We could frolic and fumble and pack a picnic to eat.
Sean Palmer can’t eat wheat.
And we could be gamete replete.
That would be a treat?

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The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.