After a night of uneasy dreams I awoke this morning to find that I had transformed into a giant insect-like creature. This was so disturbing that I immediately went to a strip club to anneal my psychic sores. My presence caused such a disturbance that the strippers began to throw apples at me. I noticed that the taste of vodka had become repulsive to me. On the plus side, wallowing in filth has never been more enjoyable!
After a night of uneasy dreams
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