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After a night of uneasy dreams | Seamus O'Sparks

After a night of uneasy dreams

By Seamus O'Sparks on June 24, 2011 — 1 min read

After a night of uneasy dreams I awoke this morning to find that I had transformed into a giant insect-like creature. This was so disturbing that I immediately went to a strip club to anneal my psychic sores. My presence caused such a disturbance that the strippers began to throw apples at me. I noticed that the taste of vodka had become repulsive to me. On the plus side, wallowing in filth has never been more enjoyable!

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The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.