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Chasca has its first endorsement deal! | Seamus O'Sparks

Chasca has its first endorsement deal!

By Seamus O'Sparks on June 21, 2011 — 1 min read

Chasca has its first endorsement deal! We proudly endorse the national chain of Happy Howie’s restaurants. Come to Happy Howie’s for their famous Cobra Platter! The Knuckle Soup can’t be beat! The Boar Face with Horse-Whipped Potato Glaze is divine! Free Gum-Loaf with George Takei sauce! Come to Happy Howie’s! The Bee Chops are extra crunchy! For dessert try the fudge fried double stuffed sugar bombs!

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The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.