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Ahhhh…my life | Seamus O'Sparks

Ahhhh…my life

By Seamus O'Sparks on June 16, 2011 — 1 min read

Ahhhh…my life. This morning I was running and this old guy yelled at me, “You remind me of Forrest Gump.” So I yelled back, “Thanks, you remind me of Albert Speer.” It’s a good thing I was raised by Texans because otherwise, in the wild, we would be natural enemies. Where’s the Mayan apocalypse when you need it? This weekend I’m going to do nothing but eat jelly donuts until I get diarrhea.

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The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.