Ahhhh…my life. This morning I was running and this old guy yelled at me, “You remind me of Forrest Gump.” So I yelled back, “Thanks, you remind me of Albert Speer.” It’s a good thing I was raised by Texans because otherwise, in the wild, we would be natural enemies. Where’s the Mayan apocalypse when you need it? This weekend I’m going to do nothing but eat jelly donuts until I get diarrhea.
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