Last night I was attacked by acrobats! They were spotty and malodorous little geeks with sparklies and squinty little eyes. I think they were after my flower shaped soaps. The emperor Nero was described as being spotty and malodorous. He committed suicide on June 9th 68 c.e. Oh, what I wouldn’t give for a spotty and malodorous lover right now-to go with my spotty and malodorous breakfast
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