Last night I was attacked by acrobats!

By Seamus O'Sparks on June 9, 2011 — 1 min read

Last night I was attacked by acrobats! They were spotty and malodorous little geeks with sparklies and squinty little eyes. I think they were after my flower shaped soaps. The emperor Nero was described as being spotty and malodorous. He committed suicide on June 9th 68 c.e. Oh, what I wouldn’t give for a spotty and malodorous lover right now-to go with my spotty and malodorous breakfast

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The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.