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Ou est le nain avec mon boison et une serviette fraiche?

By Seamus O'Sparks on June 6, 2011 — 1 min read

“Ou est le nain avec mon boison et une serviette fraiche?” Say this when you are in France and you will get respect. Pronounce it this way: Ooh eh leh nane ah-veck mon bwah-sone eh oon ser-vee-ett fray-sh. No Frenchman will give you guff if you look him in the eye and say this with total conviction. It translates into: Where is the dwarf with my drink and a fresh towel?

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The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.