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It’s not “naturally” right when people simultaneously look like both of their parents | Seamus O'Sparks

It’s not “naturally” right when people simultaneously look like both of their parents

By Seamus O'Sparks on June 3, 2011 — 1 min read

It’s not “naturally” right when people simultaneously look like both of their parents. I think people like that are Chimeras and probably man-eaters. It’s also weird because when you look at their parents you go,”man they really look alike.” Does that mean they’re royalty of just narcissists? As a kid I once asked someone like this,”Who do you think you are, a Hapsburg?” It was so clever neither one of us understood it.

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The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.