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BULL SHARKS: the most dangerous sharks! | Seamus O'Sparks

BULL SHARKS: the most dangerous sharks!

By Seamus O'Sparks on June 2, 2011 — 1 min read

BULL SHARKS: the most dangerous sharks! They cruise the shallows and even swim up rivers. One attacked a woman though the toilet once. Some come inland as far as Austin and learn to talk American.Lots of them find work in politics and the entertainment industry. I dated one once and though the sex was AWESOME, the difference in brain size created disconnect. The good news is, after we broke up I did finally learn to read.

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Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.