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The human mating ritual is vexing | Seamus O'Sparks

The human mating ritual is vexing

By Seamus O'Sparks on May 26, 2011 — 1 min read

The human mating ritual is vexing.So,I have taught my butt to light up-with mixed results.Bioluminescence is nature’s way of saying,“Hey toots, I drive a Porsche.”I HAVE gotten slugged in the gut more and had a generally more toothy breed of female shoot me the finger since I began to leverage my love light. I have also had more Viperfish chewing at me. And still it’s a step up from the absinthe and poetry routine.

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The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.