My advice to you is never travel with me

By Seamus O'Sparks on May 19, 2011 — 1 min read

My advice to you is never travel with me. I am always getting hassled at airports. I am a nervous flier and it always seems to raise the ire of airport security because I’m all sweaty and nervous talkin’. They go through my stuff and say, “whatcha got here fella’?” And they never show me sympathy when I say, “Sir, that’s my lucky shoebox filled with clocks and wires and I never fly without it.”

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The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.