My advice to you is never travel with me. I am always getting hassled at airports. I am a nervous flier and it always seems to raise the ire of airport security because I’m all sweaty and nervous talkin’. They go through my stuff and say, “whatcha got here fella’?” And they never show me sympathy when I say, “Sir, that’s my lucky shoebox filled with clocks and wires and I never fly without it.”
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