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I want to be an EROTOBOT 3000 | Seamus O'Sparks

I want to be an EROTOBOT 3000

By Seamus O'Sparks on May 18, 2011 — 1 min read

I want to be an EROTOBOT 3000. I think we should start the first robot swingers club. We can have bi-weekly meetings at Furrs and an annual convention at the park. Children will say, “look at all the erotic robots, I want to be an erotic robot too!” And one day some grad student will make an earnest documentary about us filled with pathos and truth and all of us together weeping and dressed like erotic robots.

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The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.