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Should you ever travel back in time, you’d best not visit the Silurian phase of Earth’s devlopment | Seamus O'Sparks

Should you ever travel back in time, you’d best not visit the Silurian phase of Earth’s devlopment

By Seamus O'Sparks on May 10, 2011 — 1 min read

Should you ever travel back in time, you’d best not visit the Silurian phase of Earth’s devlopment. Why? Because of Eurypterids that’s why? What’s Eurypterids? A 7 foot sea scorpion. No problem, you say? You’ll just “avoid the sea” you say? During the Silurian most of the Earth was covered in a shallow sea, SUCKA! Now look at yourself. See where your hubris has landed you? Hope you brought bug spray, jerk-wad.

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Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.