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Tonight-Chasca | Seamus O'Sparks


By Seamus O'Sparks on April 15, 2011 — 1 min read

Tonight-Chasca! Glitter, dwarves, toads, Gandalfs! It’s Fear and Loathing in Middle Earth-We had two bags of grass, seventy five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high powered blotter acid, ring of doom, salt shaker full of cocaine, dildo, a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers, monkey’s paw, five hobbit sized Hustler magazines, plus a quart of rum, case of beer, and genital gnomes.

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The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.