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I am in a vile mood today | Seamus O'Sparks

I am in a vile mood today

By Seamus O'Sparks on April 9, 2011 — 1 min read

I am in a vile mood today. I was at a hip bakery looking for answers when I ran into The Whore of Babylon. She bought me a gluten-free muffin. She offered me many obscene kingdoms. I said, “No thanks, I’m only in it for THE ROCK.” She purred and said, “Rock is dead, lover.” I said, “yeah.” She belched in my ear and said, “But for the funeral industry business is booming. Now go do your best.”

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The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.