By Seamus O'Sparks on March 30, 2011 — 1 min read

Who’s in for CALIGULA GAME NIGHT? We’ll take some of America’s favorite family games and kink ’em up! We’ll play: Leathery Interrogation Trivial Pursuit, Seamy Underbelly of Capitalism Monopoly, Hide and Go Bite, Sleezy Parcheesi, Naked Twister, Spot the Boy, and Connect Four-Byzantine Rules (Heh heh heh). Bring your own drinks but the ice packs, dwarf, and priest will be provided. I feel much better….

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The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.