My best friend, Frito, is reading Moby Dick

By Seamus O'Sparks on March 10, 2011 — 1 min read

My best friend, Frito, is reading Moby Dick. He is plowing through it. He is determined, almost obsessed, with reading on so that he can get to the part with the ass kickin’ whale. I say, “Frito, go easy man.” And he just gives me a cold look. And I say, “Frito let’s just watch Jaws 4-The Revenge.” Perdition’s flame. He’s like a shark and the white whale has become his Chief Brodie’s family.

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The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.