I woke up this morning completely naked

By Seamus O'Sparks on February 26, 2011 — 1 min read

I woke up this morning completely naked and with a horrible case of the zipps. All the guys under the bridge at I-35 and 6th st. were giving me a bunch of jazz about it. Just as it was about to get ugly I sang, “Jerusalem” and then I began to weep. I dissolved in a pool of my own tears just in time to avoid a savage working over. And the short weekend begins with tall tales.

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The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.