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I drink a lot | Seamus O'Sparks

I drink a lot

By Seamus O'Sparks on February 25, 2011 — 1 min read

I drink a lot. I drink vodka every morning that my gut feels sour. And my gut always feels sour. This morning was no different except that I took Rod Stewart out to breakfast. Rod’s all spit and no balls these days. He kept winking at me and asking me to cut his steak. He kept giggling and shoving eggs in my face…. I just sucked on my mimosa thinking, ” Dio Scherzo! Even alcoholism has an ugly side.”

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The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.