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Man, I voted and it was tense! | Seamus O'Sparks

Man, I voted and it was tense!

By Seamus O'Sparks on November 2, 2010 — 1 min read

Man, I voted and it was tense! I wanted to vote straight ticket but I noticed there was no Communist option. So I said, real loud too, “Hey, I want to vote straight Communist ticket but there’s no option here…Anyone? Hey, Godless Commie needs assistance in booth 6…” Yeah, I got the stink-eye, man.

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The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.